Sunday, July 22, 2012

What not to do at a stoplight, and such.

Hello :) Today's post is a little random.... Haha I want to share some life or death advice with all of you. Some, pertinent information for your everyday life.
  1. First off you should always leave the Disco before dawn.
  2. Silence is Golden, but duct tape is Silver ;)
  3. Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is cheap...Your choice.
  4. Eat it, Don't tweet it.
  5. Once you turn 60 don't pass a bathroom and never trust a fart!
  6. Don't sneeze when you are pregnant and have to pee.
  7. Correct punctuation is crucial. Example: "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa"
  8. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  9. Get hurt? No band-aids? Rub some dirt on it!
  10. Stop drinking Haterade (Hehe get it...Gatorade...But with Hate. Don't get it? Okay... Never mind.)
  11. Take a chill pill
  12. What not to do at a stoplight: Email, text, change clothes, put on makeup, write a poem, finger paint, make a sandwich, use the restroom, watch a movie, Go-Go dance, play COD, go fishing, .... and for those of you not catching the's Spongebob.
Obviously this isn't my most serious advice, but I hope it made your day just a little bit better. :) 

Annnnnnnnnnd *Insert random photo here*


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